<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto">I thought you might find this interesting <br><br><div dir="ltr">Peter</div><br><br><div dir="ltr">Peter Albin</div><div dir="ltr"><br>Begin forwarded message:<br><br></div><blockquote type="cite"><div dir="ltr"><blockquote type="cite"><div dir="ltr"><div><blockquote type="cite" class=""><div class=""><div class="gmail_quote"><div style="font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 10pt; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><div style="font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: 10pt;" class=""><font size="2" class=""><div id="m_-8958013933972351130yiv5907157691" class=""><div style="color:blue;font:12pt Comic Sans MS,sans-serif" class=""><div style="font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: 10pt;" class=""><font size="2" class=""><div id="m_-8958013933972351130yiv5907157691" class=""><div class=""><div id="m_-8958013933972351130yiv5907157691" class=""><div dir="ltr" class=""><div style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;" class="">
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#050505;border:none windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in" class="">Dear Tech Support,</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#26282a" class=""> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#050505;border:none windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in" class="">Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry apps, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled some of my other apps, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable apps such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation
8.0 no longer runs and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do?</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#26282a" class=""> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#050505;border:none windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in" class="">Signed, Desperate.</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#26282a" class=""> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#050505;border:none windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in" class="">THE RESPONSE (that came weeks later out of the blue)</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#26282a" class=""> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#050505;border:none windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in" class=""> Dear Desperate,</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#26282a" class=""> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#050505;border:none windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in" class="">First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command: Ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML
and try to download Tears 6.2. Also, install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that app works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 will download the Snoring Loudly Beta version.</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#26282a" class=""> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#050505;border:none windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in" class="">Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources. In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install Boyfriend 5.0. That will crash Husband 1.0.</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#26282a" class=""> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#050505;border:none windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in" class="">Husband 1.0 is a functional app, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn other new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
apps to improve memory and performance. Try Cooking 3.0.</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#26282a" class=""> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#050505;border:none windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in" class="">Good Luck!! Tech Support.</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Sans;color:#26282a" class=""> </span></div>
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