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<b> :-)</b><br><br> Mike A<br><br><p class="yahoo-quoted-begin" style="font-size: 15px; color: #715FFA; padding-top: 15px; margin-top: 0">On Sunday, October 22, 2023, 10:26 PM, John Rudy via LCTG <lctg@lists.toku.us> wrote:</p><blockquote class="iosymail"><div id="yiv4605371959"><style><!--
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--></style><div><div class="yiv4605371959WordSection1"><p style="margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:12.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white;" class="yiv4605371959q-text"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:"Segoe UI", sans-serif;color:#282829;">Two mathematicians are in a bar waiting on a friend. They call over the blonde bartender and tell her “we are going to have a little fun with our colleague when he gets here. We are going to ask you a question when he gets here. We are going to ask you ‘What is the integral of x dx?’ And you reply one half x squared. OK?” The blonde says “Got it. One half x squared”</span></p><p style="margin:0in;background:white;orphans:2;widows:2;text-decoration-style:initial;text-decoration-color:initial;word-spacing:0px;" class="yiv4605371959q-text"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:"Segoe UI", sans-serif;color:#282829;">So their friend arrives and they are discussing education and the one guy says “look the system is pretty good, I bet even the bartender gets Calculus. So they call over the bartender and ask her “what is the integral of x dx?” She says “that’s easy, one half x squared.” She walks away, turns back and says “plus an arbitrary constant.”</span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"> </span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"> </span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"> </span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"> </span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"> </span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"> </span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"> </span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"> </span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;">John Rudy</span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"> </span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;">781-861-0402</span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;">781-718-8334 cell</span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;">13 Hawthorne Lane</span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;">Bedford MA</span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"><a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" ymailto="mailto:jjrudy1@comcast.net" target="_blank" href="mailto:jjrudy1@comcast.net">jjrudy1@comcast.net</a></span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"><img border="0" width="124" height="115" style="width:1.2916in;min-height:1.1927in;" id="yiv4605371959Picture_x0020_1" src="cid:AMPmvMekoZ33fLHNH4my" yahoo_partid="1.2"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial", sans-serif;"></span></p><p class="yiv4605371959MsoNormal"> </p></div></div></div>===============================================<br>::The Lexington Computer and Technology Group Mailing List::<br>Reply goes to sender only; Reply All to send to list.<br>Send to the list: <a ymailto="mailto:LCTG@lists.toku.us" href="mailto:LCTG@lists.toku.us">LCTG@lists.toku.us</a> Message archives: <a href="http://lists.toku.us/pipermail/lctg-toku.us/" target="_blank">http://lists.toku.us/pipermail/lctg-toku.us/</a><br>To subscribe: email <a ymailto="mailto:lctg-subscribe@toku.us" href="mailto:lctg-subscribe@toku.us">lctg-subscribe@toku.us</a> To unsubscribe: email <a ymailto="mailto:lctg-unsubscribe@toku.us" href="mailto:lctg-unsubscribe@toku.us">lctg-unsubscribe@toku.us</a><br>Future and Past meeting information: <a href="http://LCTG.toku.us" target="_blank">http://LCTG.toku.us</a><br>List information: <a href="http://lists.toku.us/listinfo.cgi/lctg-toku.us" target="_blank">http://lists.toku.us/listinfo.cgi/lctg-toku.us</a><br>This message was sent to <a ymailto="mailto:mna.ma@yahoo.com." href="mailto:mna.ma@yahoo.com.">mna.ma@yahoo.com.</a><br>Set your list options: <a href="http://lists.toku.us/options.cgi/lctg-toku.us/mna.ma@yahoo.com" target="_blank">http://lists.toku.us/options.cgi/lctg-toku.us/mna.ma@yahoo.com</a><br><blockquote></blockquote></blockquote>
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